Oh, I'm the greatest guy that's ever lived,
I can do anything that I wish
I could take my fist and punch your face
Deal with it I am just that awesome!
You should all love me because I say so,
And if you don't I'll kick your spleen.
Everybody around you knows that
I'm the coolest guy you've ever seen.
I am the reason you eat your breakfast,
I am the reason you have a home,
and everybody around knows that
I'm the coolest guy you'll ever know
Think for one second about your life,
Then take another to think of mine
Now keep thinking about my great self
Never stop 'cause I'm all that matters!
You think you're going one way
Well I bring right back around man,
Now you're going to go my way...
Because my way,
Just so happens to BE the highway!
(Growled)How about that?
(Background choir singing "I'm the greatest guy that you know, I'm the coolest guy that you know")
If you look at my face too long then,
your brain will melt and explode!
But I wasn't always so awesome,
I had to take time to grow...
No I'm just kidding I was born cool!
I will forever be perfect!
You are dumb and I'm not like you,
'cause I'm so great!